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turnonthelitebrites:

CAILLOU BASED FREESTYLE

HER PUSSY BALD LIKE CAILLOU SWAG SWAG LIKE CAILLOU I’M GOOD NIGGA HOW YOU? GO WAY BACK LIKE CAILLOU CAP BACK LIKE CAILLOU I DON’T MATCH LIKE CAILLOU MY WEED YOUNG LIKE CAILLOU GO DUMB LIKE CAILLOU I’M PBS LIKE CAILLOU DTF LIKE CAILLOU MY DICK FRESH LIKE CAILLOU SHE GET WET LIKE CAILLOU THE REALEST EVER LIKE CAILLOU I’M DICKIN IT LIKE CAILLOU BAD BITCH GON SUCK DICK NEED 30 MINUTES LIKE CAILLOU I’M UP EARLY LIKE CAILLOU SHE GET DIRTY LIKE CAILLOU

ballerinahomicide:

trapghoul:

the fact that women’s healthcare seems to be a joke among men is sickening. 

lance armstrong loses a testicle and everyone’s like “oh man must have been so hard for him poor guy losing his manhood LIVESTRONG” and angelina jolie gets the jokes after her mother died from cancer and she’s trying to protect herself???? 

most accurate post on tumblr

orangelemonart:

yeezytaughtme:

  1. love yourself like kanye loves himself
  2. believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself 
  3. know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit

This is actually really great because Kanye West has fought depression and suicide this sort of confidence worked for him and wow Kanye West. Anyone who is depressed, believe you are the Kanye Best.

i like ur chin
Anonymous

this is the first compliment i have ever gotten on my chin thank you

AW COME ON! Your photo! Your icon. One eye is pointing in the other direction. How did you manage that.

my eyes are pointing the same way?? check again

DERP. In your photo. XD How the Hell did you manage that?

i’m not going to reply to this with an audio clip because i’m about to go to bed also

what the hell are you talking about

Not If You Were The Last Junkie On Earth - The Dandy Warhols

I never thought you’d be a junkie

Because heroin is so passé 

jacknoir:

“whats up”

“the roof”

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robiningravens:

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